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roswell1947 / 7 Antworten / Flachansicht Nickles

Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the channels, and a K-9 unit patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, and then sat down on the steps. Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, "I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a BLIND policeman.

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von mir ein ganz kurzer:

Kommt ein Mann in eine Metzgerei:
"Guten Tach. Ich hätte gerne 200 gramm Leberwurst, von der fetten, groben!"


Sagt die Verkäuferin: "Oh, tut mir leid - die hat heute Berufschule"


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